Sunday, November 30, 2008

In My Inbox

FRIENDLY REMINDER:

When you created your blog, you signed the spiritual commitment form and agreed to make sure that you would provide interesting, anecdotal, brain verbage to entertain, enlighten and delight your audience. This notice is to inform you that this contract is binding and constipating and will be enforced as stated by the "I.B.O.P.I." (Intrunet Blog Operational Procedures Institute)

Your blog entries are now 16 days past due. (Nov 7th + 7 day grace period +16 days = Nov. 30th)Your last entry to your blog was November 7th, which is 23 days ago. Please take the time to rectify this situation immediately so that your viewers will cease to suffer any longer.

If your blog goes without a new entry 24 days, the next reminder will not be friendly. Also, I need to point out that you are now in a double-fault situation. A double-fault incident happens when the extended days of non-entry include a major holiday. Since this is your first offense, we will be friendly and suspend the $1000 fine and only charge $500. (The standard fine is $500 when a holiday is not present.)

Entry however must be made within the next 24 hours.

FINE PRINT:(No loop holes exist in this contract so you can't get out of it.--nah-nah)

Thank you for your consideration.

BLOGGER REVIEW BRAWD

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