Sunday, November 30, 2008

Our Fill

While we enjoyed a fabulous dinner with new found friends and family on the actual holiday...there was something missing. Leftovers. No cold turkey to sprinkle salt on, no extra rolls or pie for later. A Thanksgiving tragedy! So cue Saturday. Making something special. First time cooking "the bird" without mom and dad. Trying to summon the flavor of home. But it didn't work-----still something lacking...YOU.

In My Inbox

FRIENDLY REMINDER:

When you created your blog, you signed the spiritual commitment form and agreed to make sure that you would provide interesting, anecdotal, brain verbage to entertain, enlighten and delight your audience. This notice is to inform you that this contract is binding and constipating and will be enforced as stated by the "I.B.O.P.I." (Intrunet Blog Operational Procedures Institute)

Your blog entries are now 16 days past due. (Nov 7th + 7 day grace period +16 days = Nov. 30th)Your last entry to your blog was November 7th, which is 23 days ago. Please take the time to rectify this situation immediately so that your viewers will cease to suffer any longer.

If your blog goes without a new entry 24 days, the next reminder will not be friendly. Also, I need to point out that you are now in a double-fault situation. A double-fault incident happens when the extended days of non-entry include a major holiday. Since this is your first offense, we will be friendly and suspend the $1000 fine and only charge $500. (The standard fine is $500 when a holiday is not present.)

Entry however must be made within the next 24 hours.

FINE PRINT:(No loop holes exist in this contract so you can't get out of it.--nah-nah)

Thank you for your consideration.

BLOGGER REVIEW BRAWD

Friday, November 7, 2008

Trippin


Sign me up. I would love to take this little eco-friendly bumble bee rv-ing across America...or Canada...or anywhere the wind blows or sun shines. Available next summer, this Green RV with a starting price of 129,000 isn't for the light of pocketbook (which could mean most of America the way things are looking). And you probably wouldn't want to pack more than...well I'd say...two people...or three--including yourself-- unless you want to encourage domestic violence or road rage. Wow this post really turned pessimistic. On second look, screw this tiny, eco-touristing, pseudo-hippie Volkswagen.